Lately I've been having issues with my prostrate. No guys, don't stress, I said prostrate, not prostate. I have seriously felt prone to get prone. As explained in the dictionary, I've been inclined to lying face downward or prostrate to pray stretched out with my face to the ground in adoration and submission. Just falling … Continue reading Prostrate
Once again I'm deeply saddened by what's being put out on the internet. Yesterday someone lashing out at someone else typed out, “when you pray to your Xtian God, who forgives and forgets, but I don't.” At first I thought what was that word? Then it dawned on me, the person was so opposed to … Continue reading X marks the spot
You'd better sit down. When I tell you how I spent my weekend, you'll be asking me, “Where do I sign up?” Driving home from work, the window on the driver's side of the car started to go down, but would not go back up. The motor for its power just made gurgling noises. So … Continue reading Resolve
I love taking long hot baths. When my husband was building the house at our ranch, we decided we were going to install the deepest, longest tub we could find. We did just that. We also put insulation all around the underside of said tub, so the water would remain hot longer. Now I can … Continue reading Being Pruney
There I was. Up against the swollen banks of the Amazon river. I could see the hungry piranhas churning up the water. I could also see the amber eyes of the jaguar as it slowly approached me. I saw only one way out. Grab the vine just in front of me and swing to safety. … Continue reading Epic Tales
I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. I discussed this topic in depth with the chickens at my ranch, and we arrived at a consensus that CLM, Chicken Lives Matter. Now, in all seriousness, I believe all lives matter. From the smallest to … Continue reading Why did the chicken cross the road?
That's right, you guessed it! This is another post where I challenge you to use this word in a sentence today. (Gosh, you guys are getting really good at guessing!) Thither-ward is defined as toward that place. As used in a sentence: I am driving thither-ward to Mc Donalds for lunch. Lately God has been … Continue reading Thither-ward
I am Shadow Princess Ninja Warrior. I am now telling you that my fighting skills are very good. I am a sensei that is entrusted by the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, to master the 36 fighting Bible skills. These techniques can help you fight any battle that might cross your path. I … Continue reading Standing Up
For several days in a row I've been watching our Scottish Highland cattle grazing in our lower pasture while I am washing the eggs at my kitchen sink. One or two would begin to rub heads, frolic around, and then take off running up the hill. Then all the other cows began to think, “What's … Continue reading Be-all and end-all
A friend of mine who lives in Florida told me recently that it is beach season. I live at 8300 feet above sea level in the Colorado Rockies, and it was snowing as I began to write this post on Easter Sunday. So that got me wistfully thinking about beach season too. While pondering beautiful … Continue reading Baywatch
