Fun with the Bible

Bible, Encouragement, Humor 1 Minute

A lady was about to take a bath when the pastor showed up at her house and knocked on the door. She was just about to step in the tub, so did not answer the door. The pastor slipped a card through the mail slot that said “Look! I am standing at the door of your house. I am knocking on your door. When you hear my voice, you should open the door. Then I will come in.” Revelation 3:20

Next Sunday the woman showed up to church and handed the pastor back his card, with this written on the back, “I heard you. I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid.” Genesis 3:10

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